A man is just a woman's strategy for making other women.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Those that yield are not always weak

The eye which turns from a white object in the light of the sun and goes into a less fully lighted place will see everything as dark.

If there's three boxes that say 'Single', 'In a Relationship, ' and the third one says 'Getting Money', I'd check the third one.

Politics is about winning. If you don't win, you don't get to put your principles into practice. Therefore, find a way to win, or sit the battle out.

Seeing, looking at what others cannot bear to see is what my life is all about.

Integration is the method toward obtaining that goal. And what he Negro leader has done is gotten himself wrapped up in the method and has forgotten what the goal is.

Wisdom has its excesses, and has no less need of moderation than folly.

All my life is in Spain. I will stay.

I feel like I’ve known you forever. Like I’ve held you in my heart for centuries. (Talon)

The art of government is to make two-thirds of a nation pay all it possibly can pay for the benefit of the other third.