A man is known by his conduct to his wife, to his family, and to those under him.

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.

The reason most people fail instead of succeed is they trade what they want most for what they want at the moment.

Victory is not always winning the battle...but rising every time you fall.

Six hours' sleep for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.

Moses has revealed the existence of God to his nation. Jesus Christ to the Roman world, Muhammad to the old continent.

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.

You become strong by defying defeat and by turning loss into gain and failure to success.

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can fly.

To have a right estimate of a man's character, we must see him in misfortune.

The purpose of religion is to keep the poor from killing the rich.

Soap, toothpaste and detergent are all "new and improved". Are you?

None but a mule denies his family.

The less routine the more life.

Having an eye patch actually makes it easier to look through a camera - I don't have to close one eye like everyone else.

I think anything that has to do with sexuality makes people very interested.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

Monet, Manet, Sisley, Renoir, Van Gogh and others went outside to paint for one simple reason - it looks different outside.

When soul rises Into lips You feel the kiss You have wanted

Let the League of Nations say whatever it pleases, let America offer whatever interference, let China decry Japan's action at the top of her voice, but Japan must adhere to her course unswervingly.

I love my friends. They're my family.