A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Your own positive future begins in this moment. All you have is right now. Every goal is possible from here.

When choosing a profession, a person will have good incentive for personal development by choosing such a profession that represents a personal challenge.

No, she wasn't losing language. She was choking on it.

Learning is the process of making ideas, while studying is the process of using those ideas.

God timely supply my need.

Happiness is more of a necessity than a choice thus we must consider it a priority in everyday's life.

And woman should stand beside man as the comrade of his soul, not the servant of his body.

what sphinx of cement and aluminium bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination

With the increasing importance of standards for system-level objects such as COM and CORBA, it is particularly important that the C++ bindings to those be clean, well documented, and simple to use.

Listen to your own voice, your own soul. Too many people listen to the noise of the world, instead of themselves.