A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Desultory reading is delightful, but to be beneficial, our reading must be carefully directed.

It's the age of reason for the anarchist.

I've never watched an entire episode of 'American Idol'. It's too mean.

I wouldn't want to create the impression that I wouldn't like the government of the United States to be Islamic sometime in the future.

For me, running is a lifestyle and an art. I'm more interested in the magic of it than the mechanics.

How can our kids really understand the moral complexities of being alive if they are not allowed to engage in those complexities outdoors?

Today the Internet is run by private sector interests within the United States under the supervision of a nonprofit entity formed by the U.S. Department of Commerce.

I do not call it religion so long as it is confined to books and dogmas.

I've always said that the word 'genius,' especially in Hollywood, is way overused.