A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

Prayer without an active position is powerless to change anything

What is an anarchist? One who, choosing, accepts the responsibility of choice.

Many have stood their ground and faced the darkness when it comes for them. Fewer come for the darkness and force it to face them.

Wit is the only wall Between us and the dark.

Some actresses are just insane. I've never worked with a nasty actress - they're all absolutely delightful. But completely barking.

There is boxing and then there is me. The rest are just falling in line behind me or are trying to get in line to fight me. And that includes Manny Pacquiao too.

How can we speak about "drugs"? It is like speaking about the human race - each person is different, each drug is different!

It was in our power to cause the Arab governments to renounce 'the policy of strength' toward Israel by turning it into a demonstration of weakness.

Hell is not a place, it's a state of mind and body; hell is obsession with a voice, a face, a name.

Boogie! I hate boogie, God, I mean, not the Chicago boogie like Willie Dixon or Howlin' Wolf, but all those awful white bands.