A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.

Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success.

I'd grown up loving English films, I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid.

Democracy can only spring from within a nation itself, only from the hearts and minds of its people.

Hillary Clinton is a very dishonest person, probably the most dishonest person ever to run for the office of president.

We are all meaning-seeking, meaning creating creatures and when we experience the loss of meaning, we suffer.

Conservatives, come out of the closet.

So often, when you're playing the lead in your own show, it is all about you.

No hour brings good fortune to one man without bringing misfortune to another.

Once you start drinking a little of meditativeness, a little of love, you start growing wings.

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."