A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

We go from curiosity to a search for communion.

Cowan son of Branieucc, you're the only one of my people that I know for sure still lives.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

Go to where the silence is and say something.

Dude, I love playing drums, and I love being on stage, and I love recording. It's my life... it's been my life, all my life, and I don't think it could ever become boring for me.

Attitudes are more important than intelligence.

The telephone and visitors are the work destroyers.

Each step along the Buddha's path to happiness requires practising mindfulness until it becomes part of your daily life.

Im not letting my best freind die. been there done that. i got that freakin tshirt

Time travels in divers paces with divers persons.