A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

IntoxicatedWith the madnessI'm in love withMy sadnessBullshit beggars, enchanted kingdomFashion victims through their charcoaled teeth

The meaning of life is life itself

When you make the connection between your choices and your experiences, you do not have to create the same experiences again.

One can never go wrong with a crisp white shirt to dress up any look. Styled with rolled sleeves and a front tuck creating a chic look for day and night.

Often times at a concert, I just close my eyes. Music is very transportive and visual for me like that.

If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

Everyone thrives most in his or her own unique environment.

But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.

Every work has got to pass through hundreds of difficulties before succeeding. Those that persevere will see the light, sooner or later.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.