A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip.

For those who love dogs, it would be the worst form of a lie to call any place where dogs were banned "Paradise." Certainly no loving God would separate people from their canine friends for eternity.

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.

Dogs are just wolves in sheep's clothing.

Our reverence for workaholism has produced corporate leaders who believe they don't need sleep, and neither should anyone else.

Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of the verb "to eat"-in both the active and passive forms.

When I took my first job, I was among only a handful of women. It was isolating at times. My love for technology kept me going, and I got to where I am today driven by my passion and self confidence.

I like my peace and quiet whenever I can grab it.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Football is my base; that's where I learned to be tough. I was a strong safety, and that's what I do: I hit people. The mentality is football, the wrestling is precision.

Art is 'I'; science is 'we'.

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind.

The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.

Make yourself useful, not just on a day to day basis, but as a lifetime thing.

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!

One compositional element suggests and asks for another. This is what makes the activity interesting.