A man penetrates, conquers, colonizes, plants. A woman receives, surrenders, accepts.

Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.

To say that someone is a conservative does not tell us what he is interested in conserving.

Beware of anyone who claims to be neutral, for they always have an agenda.

I write in order to make the little voices in my head go away. Thus far it hasn't worked.

But for you to make this move would reveal the two fundamental tenets of true atheism. One: There is no God. Two: I hate Him.

Education is the process of selling someone on books.

Immodest and attractive is easy. Modest and repulsive is easy too. But modest and attractive is an art form.

If no God, mankind is a set of bi-pedal carbon units of mostly water. And nothing else

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

Masculinity is the glad assumption of sacrificial responsibility.

As a novelist, I tell stories and people give me money. Then financial planners tell me stories and I give them money.

Whenever I'm doing anything romantic with an actor, or if there's a director around, I never want anybody's wife to feel threatened by me.

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it and that's all I care about now!

A man never so beautifully shows his own strength as when he respects a woman's softness.

I'm not a deaf musician. I'm a musician who happens to be deaf.

Trouthe is the hyest thyng that man may kepe.

When one is engaged in a desperate defense of one's world and its values, nothing can be given away, any breach in the walls might be fatal, every point must be defended to the death.

Enlightenment is the realization of the oneness of being, where otherness disappears.

I have a talent for happiness. I look with the eyes of a painter, and I see beauty.

He who is false to the present duty breaks a thread in the loom, and you will see the effect when the weaving of a life-time is unraveled.