A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

when you love someone from the bottom of your heart then everyday seems to be like 14th of february

I will not leave Burma until the cross is planted here forever.

Obviously we can't do what we do if no one is paying attention.

The approbation of others is a stimulus of which one must sometimes be wary. The feeling of one's own strength makes one modest.

The trouble is if we take no new steps to try a new challenge, our comfort zone doesn't seem just to stay still, but retract.

Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope. They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only beauty.

It's easier to forgive those who hurt you than those who hurt the people you love.

If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.

It is Satan who is the God of our planet and the only God.