A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

She was blissfully unaware of her peril.

A man can make a son but a true man would be a father. A lady can have a child, but a real mother raises the child.

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks they are the summits of ranges.

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.

I originally just wanted to be an artist.

It pains me even now, even a million years later, to write about such human misbehaviour. A million years later, I feel like apologizing for the human race. That’s all I can say.

The Gospel is a gospel of power or it is nothing at all.

Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had its price. That is why the bounty killers appeared.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.'

Love doesn't die; the men and women do.