A man's idee in a card game is war- crool devastatin' and pitiless. A lady's idee iv it is a combynation iv larceny embezzlement an' burglary.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

You're the funniest thing she knows. That's why she always draws you in color.

A breach in trust brings mistrust, followed by a multitude of troubles.

Constant Kindness can accomplish much.

You have certain writing tools but generally creating something from nothing makes one quite mad and Cynthia and I are quite mad you know.

When Friday Night Lights finished, I cried for a day. I have a problem.

Melancholy and remorse forms the deep leaden keel which enables us to sail into the wind of reality.

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.

I love to read. I wish I could advise more people to read. There's a whole other world in books.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

I am always the type of person who is waiting for the other shoe to drop and for it to peter out and end. And if it does that's fine.