A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Sorry, pigtails, but subtlety isn't an option anymore.

The poor always ye have with you.

I used to do design before I was actually rapping. I went to art and design high school.

Bristol Rovers were 4-0 up at half time, with four goals in the first half.

It's hard to make out the difference between insults and bad advice.

The beauty in the death that awaits us, I find a timeless beauty in that.

What we have to discover for ourselves leaves behind in our mind a pathway that can be used on another occasion.

The reason why I buy into the Democratic Party more than the Republican Party is because there are over 2,000 verses of Scripture that deal with responding to the needs of the poor.

That's not writing, that's typing

One Cow in Palestine is worth more than all the Jews in Poland