A man should be taller older heavier uglier and hoarser than his wife.

I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap, or the soreness, or all the aches and pains and continue to play for a long, long time.

Imagination is not something apart and hermetic, not a way of leaving reality behind; it is a way of engaging reality.

Nowhere is wisdom more necessary than in the guidance of charitable impulses. Meaning well is only half our duty; Thinking right is the other, and equally important, half.

Photography must be integrated with the story.

The rebels did more in one night than my whole army would have done in one month.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

The language of the face is not taught by the schools; it is intuitive, and to the observant is always legible.

Who ask don't getwho don't ask don't wantwho don't want don't getwho don't getdon't care

A calm ocean is safer than a raging river.

He who runs from a challenge runs from an opportunity.

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed.

Mediocrity makes the most of its native possessions.

Science fiction is a kind of archaeology of the future.

Rock'n'roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off

The act of writing is the act of making soul, alchemy.

I'm an actor - it's not brain surgery. If I do my job right, people won't ask for their money back.

God's intention is to transform your life, your promised land, and your nation, and to use you to bring back the earth to Himself, just as He is doing with us in Ukraine