A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Let the devil bar my way, I will come back to ye.

You know, our sense of individuality is just the number one target of civilization.

What is it to be wise? 'Tis but to know how little can be known, To see all others' faults, and feel our own.

Our language needs endless synonyms for beautiful; the eyes could see what the tongue cannot possibly describe.

Those who write about life, reflect about life. you see in others who you are.

Science has produced such powerful weapons that in a war between great powers there would be neither victor nor vanquished. Both would be overwhelmed in destruction.

Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick.

I'd rather be lucky than good

A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium.

Religion is the one and sole interest of the people of India.