A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

Evil is something you need to fight until it ceases trying to control you.

We are getting older fatter and balder. Each day brings us one step closer to death. Other than that, life's a ding-a-derry.

It’s sad to see how many relationships start as just a distraction from boredom, a cover up so they don’t have to ever deal with the true pain below

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.

It is in the wild places, where the edge of the earth meets the corners of the sky, the human spirit is fed.

What is being said in media in other parts of the world is very different from what we've been told in this country throughout these years between September 11 and today.

Does Big Brother exist?" "Of course he exists. The Party exists. Big Brother is the embodiment of the Party." "Does he exist in the same way as I exist?" "You do not exist.

Every year Steve Kaufman supports the charity “Love Ride” by donating a painting to this cause.

Whatever you are doing, don't let past move your mind;don't let future disturb you. Because the past is no more, and the future is not yet.