A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Social media isn't something that you "do", instead you have to "be" social.

...she'll cry, and if she does, I probably will, and then she'll have found a way in, and I will not let her pierce my walls in a Trojan horse of sympathy.

They’ll be black because that’s the way they’re seen. Barack Obama, Tiger Woods, Halle Berry, have all known that. Will that change? Don’t hold your breath.

I love every aspect of the creation of motion pictures and I guess I am committed to it for life.

I call the light and high aspects of my being spirit and the dark and heavy aspects soul.

It doesn't matter if your ignorant so long as you can find people to know stuff for you.

In all things rest is sweet; there is sur feit even in honey, even in Aphrodite s lovely flowers.

I feel very positive about Newark's future, but I know we need a lot of help. I think that starts with the education of our kids and making the streets safer.

Regardless of anyone’s dietary motivations, the healthiest lifestyle is the one that’s most compassionate.

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in!