A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Looking toward the future. It's as bright as you make it.

It is the depressed who are the sacrifice required for social progression.

The darkest hour of my day is the one in which I don't get to see you.

My profession?consists of bringing truths nearer to the point where they explode. 396

Giving people equal access to enjoying the benefits of America is the biggest problem that we're not making any progress in resolving.

I had older brothers who would pick on me, and injustice always boiled my blood.

Toronto is a city that has yet to fall in love with itself.

It isn't so much that I choose the roles - I mean, I guess there's a little bit of a selection process - but it's more just what people offer you.

Quack: A boastful pretender to arts which he does not understand. A vain boastful pretender to physick; An artful, tricking practitioner in physick.

Man is the only animal to borrow tools.