A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

…We feel different things. We like different things. It’s like they say with books, no two people ever read the same book. It’s the same with music, yo.

I think moralistic science is bad for morals and bad for science.

I love the way you make me feel. I was incomplete without you.

I have known some quite good people who were unhappy, but never an interested person who was unhappy.

As an artist, you're always somewhat obscure. We're not talking Hollywood.

History is a romance that is believed; romance, a history that is not believed.

The Greeks, it will be recalled, regarded Eros, the god of love, as the eldest of the gods; but also as the youngest, born fresh and dewy-eyed in every living heart.

The ability to learn is older as it is also more widespread than is the ability to teach.

When I was five I was touring, singing and dancing. Always gone, always out of school.