A marriage is like a long trip in a tiny row boat: if one passenger starts to rock the boat, the other has to steady it, otherwise, they will go to the bottom together.

I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.

The hospital that feeds you refined sugar, white bread, canned soup, bouillon cubes, and frozen vegetables should be closed by the health department as a menace to the public health.

Business in Russia was not being done like in the West, with contracts. In Russia, hundreds of millions of dollars were going forward and backward by word of mouth.

Don't you have a house to blow down?

Nobody can give us what we really already are. Wouldn't it be terrible if somebody could give you what you really are? ...'cause if they could give it to you, they could take it away.

My theory is to enjoy life, but my practice is against it.

A gift to mankind; the next Elizabeth Taylor in the making

I know what "nothing" means, and keep on playing.

I lived in Texas for 10 years. There were a lot of people chewing, including my dad.

A pretty sight, a lady with a book.

Rock music had become my religion. Radio my church. And these DJs my priests, rabbis and gurus.

You don't have to stay in your lane when it comes to friendship or ideas.

Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast, With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts- O wicked wit and gifts, that have the power So to seduce!