A married philosopher belongs to comedy.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.

There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.

I was in darkness, but I took three steps and found myself in paradise. The first step was a good thought, the second, a good word; and the third, a good deed.

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

Humans are supposed to evaluate their lives.

Big business is willing to destroy the planet for short-term profits

It is okay to be yourself, it is okay to color outside the line if that is who you are

You can't choose between right and wrong by taking a census.

One of the things, universally, that psychologists found with hijackers in the early '70s was that they all struggled with women.

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff." "Like what, your socks? No, we don't have chlorine. No swimming pool.

I don’t know whether to feel flattered or hunted.

I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.

The Jesuits…are a secret society – a sort of Masonic order – with superadded features of revolting odiousness, and a thousand times more dangerous.