A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

Know your limit and circle of influence

As believers, you don't need to pray for a new heart, you need to pray for a new head.

Avoid distant views, paint objects close up. If the foreground is well done the distance will take care of itself.

It used to be that creative music was most of the music that you heard back in the '30s and '40s, and now it's like 3 percent. So, its kind of a struggle getttin' it out there.

Each individual has to burn out his own karma and escape from the chains of maya (illusion), reincarnation, and all that.

There is no excuse for anyone not to train three times a week...Anyone can change their mind if they want to. It's all about motivation

The Negro was taught to speak the white man's tongue, worship the white God, and accept the white man as his superior.

I know not any season of life that is past more agreeably than virtuous old age.

If we turn to the war in Kosovo, what do we find? We find the manipulation of the audience's emotions by the mass media.

The crucifix does not signify defeat or failure. It reveals to us the Love that overcomes evil and sin.