A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

I'm an Afro-realist. I take what comes, and I do my best to affect what is unacceptable in society.

When I first was offered the role on Rise [of the Planet of the Apes], I always played Caesar as a human being within ape skin.

The creative person is constantly seeking to discover himself, to remodel his own identity, and to find meaning in what he creates.

Why do analysts always answer a question with a question?

I'm a Roman Catholic! A devout Roman Catholic.

How wonderful are the women and men in the world who feed us. Especially those who feed us with no salary. The mothers—I thought. The wives.

I imagine if Spotify becomes something that people are willing to pay for, then I'm sure iTunes will just create their own service, and they're actually fair to artists.

I always thought I was so fit.

I've always wanted to put a little solarium on the back of my house. You know. Glass.

I'm not exactly a guy who makes new friends easily.