A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man.

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

The world will not be inherited by the strongest, it will be inherited by those most able to change.

Nothing exists for itself alone, but only in relation to other forms of life

Building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

It is not the biggest, the brightest or the best that will survive, but those who adapt the quickest.

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws, but the smallest insect, we wish to be created at once by special act.

What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature!

The more one thinks, the more one feels the hopeless immensity of man's ignorance.

Sticking to old and narrow views of life makes us look foolish in God

A day ago, the sight of a man removing his face would have blown thick chunks of Aiden’s mind out the back of his head, but not today. Today Aiden was fresh out of shock and running low on wonder.

I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor.

How many writers in history have ever been as famous as Stephen King? He casts an awfully long shadow.

I like the sitcom, as a structure.

True love is born of experience, not fairy dust.

I'm not afraid of anyone, but sometimes I'm afraid of myself. The mental part is very important.

We do not behave as if we believed that the affairs of our world were significant enough for the intervention of great men.

You cannot be a true man until you learn to obey.

A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man