A mere redrawing of borders, a change in governments, those things can never faze a Jewess with a good supply of hand wipes in her bag.

Miracles prove nothing except to those whose faith is bought very cheap, sir.

It takes a sour woman to make a good pickle.

The day you ever have that much control over my behavior, it will be because somebody's asking you, should she get the pine box or a plain white shroud?

We are sustained by spiritual fire.

What God made, God loves, because it's inconceivable that God should make anything that He didn't love.

A dynamic economy begins with a good education.

The Founders never intended to separate Christianity from government, only to keep a single denomination from running the nation.

For all the boredom the straight life brings, it's not too bad.

When you see a successful individual, a champion, you can be very sure that you are looking at an individual who pays great attention to the perfection of minor details.

It can get a bit boring working on accents.

Any person who says their family is perfectly functional is lying.

War is too strange to be processed alone.

So long as you are secure you will count many friends; if your life becomes clouded you will be alone.