A metaphor is like a simile.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Focus on what you like and forget about what you don't like, before it drains all your energy.Full equipment on the hands of an empty mind is useless, I prefer a full mind with empty hands.

Getting to share a project with Anthony Hopkins is incredible. It's like watching Da Vinci paint or something - you're reminded why you do what you do.

A solitary laugh is often a laugh of superiority.

I compete all over the world, so I travel two or three times a month and spend at least six months a year out of the country.

When you face adversity, you need to remind yourself that whatever is trying to defeat you could very well be what God will use to promote you.

It's really about making the best music you can make. It's really about working hard.

You gotsta love all God's children!

I was so opposed to the war in Vietnam that I initially refused President Nixon's urgings for me to go there.

Her new powers surging, she went to have a long overdue Come-to-Jesus talk with the goddess. (Tory)

I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.