A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Trust the Lord to help you fully commit yourself to His service

How beautiful then is modesty and what a gem among virtues it is.

I think one's feelings waste themselves in words; they ought all to be distilled into actions which bring results.

There is no doubt that each of us is born an individual. Why is it then that so many of us die carbon copies?

Children can only take so much, and they deal with it however they can.

The child, in fact, once he feels sure of himself, will no longer seek the approval of authority after every step.

Indeed, the only truly serious questions are ones that even a child can formulate. Only the most naive of questions are truly serious.

Doing all the little tricky things it takes to grow up, step by step, into an anxious and unsettling world.

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help.