A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light.

When I'm on my own, I can be negative. I need my friends and family around to help pick me up if I've had a bad qualifying session. I think insecurity plagues a lot of sportspeople.

Brain-washing starts in the cradle.

My confidence allows me to do things my way and help people make a decision. People like the idea of me just being me.

Don't forget to vote.

I have an office in Argentina, I go there every day, so I work.

I’m a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don’t need training – they just are.

Nothing heals the soul like chocolate ... It's God's apology for broccoli.

The only effective answer to organized greed is organized labor.

I imagine there's an undercurrent of the impact of early religious teachings and my break from what I was taught and expected to perform if I wanted to be considered normal in my family of origin.