A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

The battle for our lives, and the lives of our children, our husbands, our friends, our families, and our nation, is waged on our knees.

When I sleep tonight I dream of what I will imagine tomorrow.

Then stop being a know-it-all lionpaw retorted You're not my mentor so stay out of my fur. Lionpaw at Berrynose in Outcast pg 67

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

People sometimes forget how important #‎ Broadway is as a place for young actors to grow.

Loneliness is not a fault but a condition of existence.

It's not easy to have the job of president. It's not easy to run for it. And it's not a job for the feint of heart.

I tried to take heavy metal... and balled it up and chopped it in half and really tried to create a new form of energy. I really tried to re-shape extreme music as I see it through my eyes.

Art is the closest we can come to understanding how a stranger really feels.