A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker...better to burn out than to fade away.

dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I hate myself, and I want to die

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are

The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.

The worst crime is faking it.

My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

We are only as alive as the things that keep us alive.

The key to achieving desired results and gaining freedom from unwanted feelings lies within you.

The human body is robust. It can gather strength when it's in mortal danger.

Those who do not hate their own selfishness and regard themselves as more important than the rest of the world are blind because the truth lies elsewhere

The White House says they will release the Osama bin Laden death photo. Better yet, they're doing it on a set of limited edition commemorative plates.

Dried peas and beans, being rather on the dull side, much like dull people respond readily to the right contacts.

I've made more cuts than any governor has ever made.

Marriage is the aftermath of love.

Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.