A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

A dream is like a first draft. No one will ever see it but you.

Come forth into the light of things. Let nature be your teacher.

I'm lucky in having found the perfect partner to spend my life with.

Who would bring light must endure burning.

I'm the bestest/on a bad day I spit asbestos.

I am a woman of the 21st Century who is self-assured and speaks my mind

If you stand, worship, and love God in the midst of lack and difficulty, you will never lose

We all know the epicentre of terrorism in the world today is Pakistan. The world community has to come to grips with this harsh reality.

The flower of youth never appears more beautiful than when it bends toward the sun of righteousness.

If you would seek health, look first to the spine.