A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

I don't like new cars I'm into vintage cars - there's a Jaguar E-Type in the 'Goldie' video.

If you get your mind right, you get your life right.

I challenge you to show me where the saloon has ever helped business, education, church, morals or anything we hold dear.

It's never that hard for me to imagine what it must feel like to be someone else, whether it's an American teenage girl or a Japanese octogenarian man

Only the most sophisticated of beings can lie and cheat, and get away with it.

I began to see new buildings, too, which were connected by futuristic walkways lit from beneath. Long, cool perspectives of modern architecture, rising phosphorescent and eerie from the rubble.

In the city fields Contemplating cherry-trees... Strangers are like friends

I totally changed my life, changed my lifestyle.

I don't know if a song is going to be a hit or it's going to flop. I never know. I just do the music and if people like it, they like it.

Liberty is the only true riches: of all the rest we are at once the masters and the slaves.