A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Trust isn't just the greatest currency, it's the only currency. Once trust is gone in any form of currency, the value is gone.

The New Testament is the very best book that ever was or ever will be known in the world.

Look behind you in gratitude.Look ahead of you in hope.Look beside you in caution.Look around you in faith.

I identify with this guy's frustration and inability to control his fury at moments. I even identify with the way that this guy covers up a lot with humour. So yeah, it's interesting.

I was never interested in singing in the church or school. I was more interested in becoming a musician.

I have written much about many good places. But the best places of all, I have never mentioned.

Without the support of American Jews, Israel would shrink to its normal size.

I don't need arms, and neither does anyone else... At the very least, a ban would prevent fights from turning deadly.

It's not the things we get but the hearts we touch that will determine our success in life.

If we no longer judge the content of people's actions, but merely their form, then we are entering dangerous times indeed.