A new biography of Madonna came out last week, and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

When you showed someone how you felt, it was fresh and honest. When you told someone how you felt, there might be nothing behind the words but habit or expectation.

When I'm drafting right to life language, I don't call up the nuns.

The mystery of God hugs you in its all-encompassing arms.

Get your sense of outrage back, and your sense of defiance and spirit back, and try to put these pieces together and confront the excesses of empire at every turn.

My habit of glorifying things far away in space and time, also contributed to my social isolation.

It terrified me to have an idea that was solely mine to be no longer a part of my mind, but totally public.

A strong government is where the will of the people matters, where the voice of the people is heard and where the dreams of the people are fulfilled.

Doing the easy thing makes you popular. Doing the hard thing makes you a leader.

For a season, a gifted speaker can inspire with his words, but for a lifetime John McCain has inspired with his deeds.

I hear Seven Cities natives grow fruit just so they can eat the larvae in them.