A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm Sanin?

Surely you couldn't be a good doctor and a terrible human being---surely the laws of man, if not God, didn't allow it.

I think being directed and mentored by someone as inspirational as Paul Feig not only improves my performance but, as a whole, makes it what it is.

I'm proud to be part of the fabric that inspires the next generations to remain curious and remember that 'smart is cool.'

We are all more intelligent than we are capable, and awareness of the insanity of love has never saved anyone from the disease.

A desk, some pads, a pencil, and a large basket -- to hold all of mu mistakes.

I had been anxious and depressed for years and suddenly I was deeply at peace.

Fear will bind you closer than love, or hate, and it works a hell of a lot quicker.

I may be accused or rashness, but not sluggishness.

That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly.