A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.

Wrinkles here and there seem unimportant compared to the Gestalt of the whole person I have become in this past year.

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know.

When you ask the best questions of yourself and others, you invite the best answers.

the leaders of globalization ... have tied themselves to a single measurement by which they judge success and failure ... They only measure money and the bottom line.

I am very enamored with the free press, and I was part of it for a period of time.

Photography is only intuition, a perpetual interrogation - everything except a stage set.

Never had it occurred to me that the things that had happened to me...might be a kind of trauma.

Anything you think you "must have" usually comes to own you.

Look how men live, always precariously balanced between good and bad fortune.

If you want to seed a place with activity, the first thing to do is to put out food.