A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

Turn your past wound of misery and sadness into a wonder of life.

For many of us, Christmas lunch is the most special meal of the year - and I certainly want nothing but the very best for this celebration.

The degree to which one is sensitive to other people's suffering, to other (people's) humanity, is the index of one's own humanity

Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than we are, and much more forgiving.

In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948--on a five year old girl.

In such misfortunes my Mother was of an heroic spirit, in suffering patiently when there was no remedy, and being industrious where she thought she could help.

My goal is to make one-not a hodgepodge, but just the sort of record that I would want to listen to.

Everybody was up to something, especially, of course, those who were up to nothing.

I think a lot of artists no longer want to participate in or be associated with narrative because of its corruptedness in contemporary culture.

What is love of one's country; is it hate of one's uncountry? Then it's not a good thing.