A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his climate change policy.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

What's the use of complaining about something you have no intentions of changing it?

North Carolina has a monument to [Peter Francisco], and no one knows that. That's the kind of stuff that drives me.

Shepherds use religion to fight wars, sheep fight over religion.

Life is like a long essay, but unfortunately a lot of people are in the habit of plagiarizing from others.

Digital attitude is about adaptability - being experimental and changeable.

What frightens us most in a madman is his sane conversation.

In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound interest table.

I have no relationship with Vladimir Putin.

The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.

People tend to believe the bad rather than the good.