A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

[History is] petrified imagination.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

Stop Feeling Sorry For Yourself".

Beyond the haze, the globe was decorated with a mosaic of sapphire, emerald and amber. The planet glittered like a jewel in the moonlight.

Every human being is born without faith. Faith comes only through the process of making decisions to change before we can be sure it's the right move.

I've gotten such good feedback from that [re-team with Wil Wheaton for Big Bang Theory appearance], and I hardly did anything.

Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock.

It is good to get an all round experience especially when you have never been on a movie set.

You show me a capitalist, and I'll show you a bloodsucker.

I don't think money can help you become a better painter, for sure. You can have all the studios you want; it won't help you make a better painting.

I don't want to be doing movies that I don't want to do. They take so much out of you.

It takes so many years to learn that one is dead.