A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.

You can create the perfect triceps by just pushing yourself off your wall.

God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple.

If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that's not good.

I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.

Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.

I love challenges. If you don't have any and can do whatever you want, then it's probably time to die.

I've had my ups and downs. My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That's what made me what I am today.

••When I walk across my living room from my chimney to my window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second, and for oxygen zero seconds!

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.

Visions and words go together only when inspirations connects them!

It's the federal government's job to secure the border.

My grandmother was from Guelph, Ont. I grew up playing ice hockey, I'm a massive fan. A great-uncle who was in the early days of the NHL played for the Chicago Blackhawks.

Breaking news is the most masturbating thing journalists do.

You can be anything you want to be, just turn yourself into anything you think that you could ever be.

One must learn how to be black in America.

Flesh forgets. Bone remembers.

I've always taken a lot of exercise - I get a bit depressed if I don't. In terms of food, I'm a bit of a grazer.

I just want to make whatever is exciting.