A parent's love is whole, no matter how many times divided.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Imagination is not an icing on the cake of life but the oven in which it is baked.

Then we have to pray for the light of the Holy Spirit to shine in people’s lives

But when you are embodied in a location, in a physical plant, in a set of people, and in a common history, that constrains your evolution and your ability to evolve in certain directions.

There is a huge agenda behind trying to destroy me and put me down.

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

Nothing is easier than fault finding.

There's show and there's business. Business is a whole other beat.

In the pursuit of education, individual desire is more influential than institution, and personal faith more forceful than faculty.

I always begin [a novel] with outlines, but they change and so do my endings and beginnings.