A performance is a conversation between you and an audience.

Good performance is about what you take in, not what you put out.

I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me?

Celebrate Yourself. You are Unique!

We are soon approaching a refined holiday, "Merry Mas, " where Christ will be taken out of its context.

While trauma keeps us dumbfounded, the path out of it is paved with words, carefully assembled, piece by piece, until the whole story can be revealed.

Life itself is the most wonderful fairytale.

The relationship with WWE obviously has gotten better because after my name has been shoved down their throats from 2K Games for the past years, they finally passed off on it. They finally okayed it.

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

In my family, we were Americans, we were Republicans and we were Methodists.

There are more sure marks of authenticity in the Bible than in any profane history.

Highly proactive people don't blame circumstances, conditions, or conditioning for their behavior. Their behavior is a product of their own conscious choice.