A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.

In the end, it's not what you do for your children but what you've taught them to do for themselves.

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.

Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

Weakness is an irresistible lure.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Jeff Ross has been roasting people since Whitney Cummings was nothing but a glint in the eye of the man who raped her mother.

In my personal life, I am very contemplative.

The MVP award was very satisfying in terms of personal accomplishments, but the championship was the most important thing of all.

I enjoy wording. Words for me are tangible bodies, visible sirens, incarnate sensualities.

I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

It all begins when the soul would have its way with you.

According to the New Testament, God wills that the church be a people who show what God is like.

The journey is the reward