A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

The more you perform, the more adept you get at the nuances of navigating that communal conversation.

I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

The blues is a hopeful music. It helps you process something rather than avoid it. It's like mourning, in essence.

I think there comes a time in any comedian's career where they can either coast or keep growing and evolving.

Comedy takes all of life and puts it through a lens of acceptance, just by the mere act of talking about it on stage in a communal setting. It's very primal and ritualistic in that sense.

Inherent in mourning is celebration. Mourning without celebration or some form of acceptance leaves you stuck.

Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how we set 'Teachers Lounge' up.

She hated him and loved him, longed for him and loathed him, and cursed herself for feeling anything at all

Ambition is a noble passion which may legitimately take many forms

Successful entrepreneurship begins and ends with customer wants and needs, not what you want and need.

I am disgrac'd impeach'd and baffled here - Pierc'd to the soul with slander's venom'd spear.

If there be fuel prepared, it is hard to tell whence the spark shall come that shall set it on fire.

I am a big comedy fan, having been in 'Coupling.'

No condition outside ourselves can create a rut or trap us in it. It's impossible.

We learn more when we are compelled to invent.

Pray about everything and worry about nothing. You will enjoy life much more.