A person who speaks good English in New York sounds like a foreigner.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

My grandfather always said, Don't watch your money, watch your health. So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.

My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.

America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.

My airplane is quiet, and for a moment still an alien, still a stranger to the ground, I am home.

We dance to rekindle the soul.

Behind every Plagiarism there is Google

In short, self-rule is workable only when a people are self-sufficient enough to reject the hierarchic system as it stands.

You are the posterity of your family. You are either continuing the progression or regression of your ancestors.

One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

They can buy whatever brand they want. We will supply the finance.

Take any celebrity - all we really know is what they choose to tell us, or what they show us in public.

Business is a cobweb of human relationships

You know, whenever I was presented with a challenge that brought up feelings of fear or self-doubt, I almost always said, 'Yes'.