A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We are not to be occupied with our feelings or symptoms, or our faith or lack of faith, but only with what God has said

Don't fool yourself by look so humblewhereas the thing you want is respect.

Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.

Sometimes the fluffy bunny of incredulity zooms around the bend so rapidly that the greyhound of language is left, agog, in the starting cage.

Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.

She wasn't in love but she would love him, if that would save her.

Sometimes I just sit still and enjoy God's presence.

The faster you want to get rich, the more accurate with numbers you must be.

Suicide is an extreme vote of no confidence in a society that doesn't work.

We have to thank God for this retirement.