A person without a plan is a person with soggy dreams.

Most jokes come from good intentions—and most mistakes, too.

Discipline with balance conquers the world.

Failure is a fundamental piece of success.

Nobody is going to hand you success. You have to hand yourself to success.

When you stay in your comfort zone, you are not learning.

A life without challenges isn’t alive.

Life is a journey learn how to evolve spiritually.

To be a MVF (Most Valuable Friend), you need to tell your friends the pure truth about themselves. However, how you tell them the truth is the difference between being a villain or a hero.

I’m a politician so I only endorse myself.

In democracy, our most important tool is to vote. But our power tool is when we have the power to influence others on who to vote for.

One could say that my view legitimately fuses the end-time messianic expectations of all three Abrahamic religions: Judaism, Islam, and Christianity!

The Egyptians would sacrifice red-headed men on the tomb of Osiris because red was the colour associated with Set, the Egyptian version of Satan.

I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know, average.

There's a kind of virgin one only becomes with difficulty.

I remember attaching a wire clothing hanger to the antenna of my radio in my bedroom, so I could get the frequency and get that station and listen to the top 10 every night.

When you look death in the eye and death blinks first, nothing seems impossible.

Nobody says, 'Yeah, I'd like to set myself up for some serious criticism!' And yet, the only way to be remarkable is to do just that.

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

You don't choose the theatre; The theatre choses you

I'm not really satisfied. I've done all right, but there's room for improvement.