A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

The freedom of affluence opposes and contradicts the freedom of community life.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo.

Freedom is a universal value.

Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She's so sweet and adorable and hilarious.

Being in this band [the Spice Girls] is like having four (three now) older sisters. They all look after me and I couldn't dream of leaving them.

My designs and labors and aspirations are my only friends.

I want to sing like Aretha Franklin. Before her I wanted the technical ability of Ella Fitzgerald.

Republicans think that [Ted] Cruz would be like Barry Goldwater. He'd lose in a landslide and pull the party down with him. They'd lose Senate and House seats.

The more ways we have to connect, the more many of us seem desperate to unplug.