A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

The walk downstairs to the breakfast table is excercise enough for any gentleman.

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government.

There have been many Presidents of the United States and the roll will be indefinitely extended. We have had a number of brilliant soldiers, but only one great general.

"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home."

Peace means nothing without freedom.

Science transcends the personal domain of beliefs. You can see the grace of Science in every direction of the human universe.

Determine when you are most productive when working away from the office, and maximize those periods.

On the path to love, impossibilities are resolved by turning non-love into love.

I know no other way to associate with great tasks than as play: as a sign of greatness, this is an essential presupposition.

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.

Pop music really is a love and a joy and a science [of songwriting].

I don't consider myself a fashion person, I consider myself a shopping person. As a person who has girlie interests and a little bit of disposable income.

Doing work you love is the dizzying path of saying yes to yourself and yes to a brilliant, hidden self you do not yet know.

Don't tell me that man doesn't belong out there. Man belongs wherever he wants to go - and he'll do plenty well when he gets there.